Ass Kickin......................the other way around

Well....got my Crimno paper tomorrow,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

But then I thought,,what the heck,lets go blog a little. I normally only write when the urge grabs me. But this blog doesn't have any hope of any literary merit so it doesnt matter what i write here.

So well I thought about lotsa stuff I could write about but nothing really felt right. So im sitting here,aimlessly right now with no ideas in my mind.


And then i suddenly remmembered the heading i had given to this article,,ASS KICKIN.


And it all came back ...


So now we go more than one year back to sometime in may of 2006.
This homo-sAPIEN by the name of Ankit Lal has just passed outta his 12th .. sure to get bad marks...in his 12th board,,,desperately trying to mess up his engineering exams(it came naturally..i didnt really have to try)

Im sitting in the CCD at Bittan market. Back then there was jsut one ,now there are three of them in Bhopal. Around me are a few more infamous Campionites, one of whom is the onbly guy i consider to be a bigger asshole than me,Amol. He was My House Prefect, the highest guy after my post in Campion.

So well we had a duty of carrying on the Campion goofiness, which we eventually did.
Headcount- Moi,Amol,10 more campionites(our batch n junior).
Location-CCD
Time-Approx 18:00 Hours
Event-First ever 'rock performance' at CCD(start of an era in bhopal) by Inferno

Ahh...now htat we're all in on the backgroound lets jump right back into the action.

THE SHOW JSUT DIDNT START. we waited for 2 hours(no we didnt order anything) and still the show wasnt starting.
So well..we sang to pass our time.
And which song do we choose...

BC SUTTA..
so a dozen odd people singing BC SUTTA to every guys delight and every girls displeasure(WOO HOO!!!)
After that we came up with.............BABA BLACK SHEEP
Soon to be followed by th Bhojpuri style TUM TO THAIRE PARDESI,SATH KYA NIBHAOGE(total bhangi style)
our return to childhood again with.....................TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR
On popular demand we sang BC SUTTA again but htis time the dear old CCD mangement was getting edgy.

and the last song of the night....Humpty Dumpty.
But we never really got around to finishing it.
the manger comes up and this is the conversation that follows.........

Angry Bulging-Eye Manager - Sir,Please leave.
Me-uhh...???
ABEM-LEave sir,your creating a nuisance. (pauses for a while) But pay your bill first.
Me-Bill..??? We nver ordereed anything..(notices burger and empty cafechino glasses) oh..when did we order that..>????
Amol-Abey..paise kiske pas hain..mere pas to chillad hai....
Me-Bill kitna hua bhaiya(pleasing tone)...???
ABEM-Rs.159/-
Me-(gulp!)
Amol-(whispering to me) Bol,bhag le kya!?
Me-(take out a Rs. 100/- note) abey sab paise do!!
We manage to get 159 bucks in coins. I go up to th manager and hand over the 100 plus 59 in coins.

ABEM-(really angry) GET OUT OF HERE!!
Amol-arey bhaiya...thand rakho(goes up to manager)
Then simultaneously,,as if reading each others mind..

Both amol and i..reach up to the manger and the head waiter.
Amol is IN the managers face..so close he could smell his stale breath and im jsut as close to the waiter as i can get wihtout giving him lip-service.

WE reach closer to the two monsters

And give them a Hug.

They kick us out.












End of 'ass kicking' part 1.
We later got thrown outta CCD even before I could manage to get in and once out of Barista.

and oh Ya, I also ended up breaking the glass door of ABH.
Well,tahts for another day.