Well....
I had thought id start this blog and show the NETIZENS amongst my friends the more visible ME..but i guess my lazy nature got the better of that....

OK so ihavea friend...ashish...who is more lovingly called KEEDA..
so well i promised keeda one day that id publish my theory of sexual orientation on the blog someday and well

i guess this is it


welcoem to the world of the hteory of the effects of 

GAYS, LESBIANS AND BISEXUALS!!!!!


ok so this is how it works

HYPOTHESSIS - the increasiing number of gay men,,lesbians and bisexuals will adversely affect the number of available "spouse material or partners"(i refrain from using much juicier words as i know for a fact that some kids have ended up on this blog while searching for the terms - piss turd n vomit)


so well
the first item on the menu is
Gay men - ok this is simple for us Guys.....the more gay men there are..the better

each gay man himself is one less person in the competition for our race to find a suitable female(and by suitable i mean ANYONE who is ready to allow us to foot her bills and still call us the next day) plus every gay man stands the chance of taking away another competitor BI-sexual or a gay who is still in the closet or any gay man whom any girl u like might like instead...
so basically...the competition gets reduced.......
not to mention the fact that gay men are on most occassions the best dressed and most suitable ...well mannered guys you could find..
so basically by taking them out of the race your bringing the competition bar down and closer to your level...which improves our chances again....YIPPEEE!!!


so after gay men we have gay women...lesbians...

ok this si tricky..coz situations may vary from goood to bad...
good case - some really good girls who were way out of your league turn lesbian.....welll you technically havent lost anything at all.... but then the straight guys who are a step above you will get the girls who come second after the first level lesbians...so you loose out on "possibilities"...sucks man..
but hten...on the brighter side...Which straight guy doesnt just love lesbians....hehe..naughty naughty..(OK..im a bad guy....im a guy..atleast im being honest about what msot of us think..or atlest would if we had the mental faculties for it...)

lastly we have the ever so dangerous territor of the bisexuals..........ummmm...
moving beyondth earlier referenceto them..
bisexual men are good...the lie somewhere between the range of danger posed by MEN and the competitive gold pot that gay men are....since a bi man may go for a guy anyday over a girl...you competition get easier by a small margin..you stand a slightly enhanced position.....
bisexual women on the other hand....thats waters im just not ready to tread............its just TOOO GOOOD!


anyway...now that ive written the first of a series of articles that are bound t o get me new taglines such as a PIG... DIRTY LITTLE WEEVIL...DIRY BIG WEEVIL...SOB and so on..i think its time for me to go back and listen to Freddie Merc...